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TOPIC: Re:alibaba
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alibaba 2 Years ago  
taken from an on-line advert...

"Alibaba is the largest B2B marketplace in the world. Source model ship, wooden puzzle, one-piece toilet, RC hovercraft, photo album, prom dress, pocket bike, Vaginal Speculum, Samurai Sword, String Panty and PVC Pipe."

you bring the pipe honey, i'll bring the panties...
 
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Re:alibaba 2 Years ago  
you bring the pipe honey, i'll bring the panties...
what's the meaning of this english sentence?
 
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Re:alibaba 2 Years ago  
the advert from alibaba includes many household objects along with objects that have sexual connotations. by combining them in one list, i found it surreal and hinting of a darker, deviant sexual underworld.

a world that, i may add, i have never been part of, but that i am aware of through television and film and found it amusing to make a crude and suggestive joke about. i'm sure anyone who shares my bizarre sense of humour would find it amusing too but i realise its one of those jokes that doesn't translate well between cultures.
 
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Re:alibaba 2 Years ago  
I liked it...


...but I'm one of those crude and vulgar people.


I guess that's what happens when you grow in a very small community. Only recreation we had available to us was cow-tipping, toilet papering, booze and steaming the windows of mom's sedan.
 
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Re:alibaba 2 Years ago  
And I'm very down to earth and with a crude and cruel sense of humour. So you've given us the introduction, I need to see the full brochure now in order to be able to analyse what in essence seems to be an important upmarket company that is destined for a full listing on the stock exchange in the near future
 
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Re:alibaba 2 Years ago  
shit, seems i missed out on the cow-tipping craze.

yeah, people who like to predict things reckon alibaba is predicted to become a major player. so i guess this post is inadvertently giving free publicity, in the "any publicity is good publicity" sorta way.
 
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