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Daisies 5 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
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Daisies are nice and don't smell - they have a short stem and come is a variety of colors - Daisies are boring but they are not controversial...
...or are they?

Here is a picture of an English Daisy(*):

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Young LaoWais from certain countries, when growing up, sometimes peel off the petals one by one while reciting a sequence of qualifying words to let the universe tell them if their girl/boy friend love them: a little bit, a lot, passionately, crazily, not at all... the last petal deciding the fate of the emotion.
Chinese young people do not have daisies available for this purpose - so they go to Wall Mart, Mc Donalds, drink Coca Cola, smoke Marlboros, aspire to drive a BMW, want a Nokia cell phone, and iPod,
Adidas shoes, Polo shirts, Rolex watches, a Canadian or Australian passport, to live in the USA, spend Dollars, rewrite history so it looks like a daisy... Boring!

Boring is good - if people would pay more attention to daisies, the world would be a better place...
 
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Re:Daisies 5 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
I want to be BORING.. Please Help me...

The Daisyless Mother
 
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Re:Daisies 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
Finally, something in common. I love daisies and I can be boring; however, I am never bored--especially not when looking at daisies.
 
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Re:Daisies 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
Just to clarify, Dalianxpat does not, I repeat, does not discriminate daisies based on color, size, age, ordor, creed, or sexual orientation. In fact, we do not concern ourselves with the ways daisies procreate, rather we are only here to appreciate them. To do more than this would voilate the TOS concerning discrimination and we should not.

So now lets all put on our thinking caps and write a 50 word essay, or more, about daisies and you may tell us how daisies have influenced, improved, or changed your lives. Please note, you may include the words "a", "an", "and", "the", "or", "but", "it", and "that" as part of the required 50 words and the reason is because I'm interested in seeing your most boring writing skills here. Keep the essays as less creative as possible and happy writing.
 
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Re:Daisies 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
Here's a little poem I wrote about daisies.

Fragrant, not always but
Unusually
Can brighten a room.
Kids like them and
Dogs will eat them.
Always
In good taste to
Share them with your
Intimate friends.
Everyone enjoys
Singing Daisies' praises!
 
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Re:Daisies 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
Sir, creative thinking is discouraged here. Please be less creative. Next topic we can talk about balls if you like. Here we just admire daisies.
 
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