I think the Stop and thinks are pretty nice...(for those of you morons who dont know what I'm talking about, look for the one liners at the top of the page)
So I was thinking, why not give our own humorous and corny thoughts on the stop and thinks written everyday..
Here's mine: Stop & Think: Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?
Answer: Depends where he is...if he's somewhere in New Zealand or something then it would indeed be thin air..but if he was in Cairo, Beijing, Kolkata, Kabul, Detroit ..haha , he indeed would be disappearing things into thick air...
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Wow!, to be honest, even I read some parts of the Analects and other famous saying of Confucius I never knew he had a brother who was equally profound as he is. I thought I heard of this man, but I thought it was the same guy with just different spelling translation.
Interesting indeed!
I am eager to read your article Rhyme.
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While I'm usually not for wasting time on forums, I guess I'll bite for this one. At the risk of being called a humorless snoot, I have to say I find a lot of those questions rather stupid, heh. It's only funny when there's no real answer.
For today's question, "Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?"
They are called goose bumps because they resemble the skin of a goose (or any other bird) whose feathers have been plucked out. Simple.
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Stop & Think: Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
Answer: Initially they were termed loose humps..but due to the slutty terms involved they changed it to ooze buns..but kids are still kids..toddler's couldn't pronounce it right..they said..gusa bumsa ( I wonder where in the world they pronounce english like that...) ....soon the world followed and called it goose bumps...
As corney as it comes folks
As for the Confuseus...yes one screw will do it..but make sure you're drilling the right hole!
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