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Re:Stop and Think....bites! 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
Certainly Jack Handy is up there on the list of great philosophers.

Here are some famous Jack Handy quotes:

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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

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When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
 
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Re:Stop and Think....bites! 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
Heiney, the first quote is cool!!!

It would be nice if the bigger man do his laugh in the tune of "Big Big Man" or "Big Big Girl in A Big Big World" or "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Fergie.
 
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Re:Stop and Think....bites! 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
More Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy:

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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.
 
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Re:Stop and Think....bites! 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
Heiney wrote:
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More Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy:

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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.


This one is somewhat from "beauty to beast" scenario. hahaha!
 
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Re:Stop and Think....bites! 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
Couldn't think of something good for the stop and think..but here's something for today's Confuseus says',

Confuseus says...... He who goes to bed with bowel trouble, wake up with shitty morning

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bozzom13 says:" ...He who wakes up without a shitty morning, will have bowel trouble throughout the day..."


Cya folks!
bozzom13
 
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Re:Stop and Think....bites! 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
Well, let me try to lay something for the intellect, or should I say "bite something"?

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1. Who is the guy who is the son of your parents, a nephew of your Uncle, but not a niece of your Aunt, whom your Grandparents knew since birth and you yourself knew that guy very well?

2. How are you related to the lady who is the sister of your uncle's brother's wife?


Answers may follow you.....
 
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